Teabag Girl

to the tune of "Georgy Girl" (with apologies to Tom Springfield and Jim Dale....)

Hey there, teabag girl,

marching down the street so angrily,

the media elite could never see 

the loneliness there inside you

Hey there, teabag girl,

why does modern life just pass you by?

Could it be you just don't try,

or is it the shows you watch?

When you go channel hopping,

you're always stopping at Fox

it's time to wean yourself from the box

a little bit

Hey there, teabag girl,

there's another country here outside,

bring out all the love you hide,

and oh what a change there'd be,

the world would see

a new teabag girl!

Hey there, teabag girl,

clingin' to the way things used to be, 

welcome to this century,

you can't always run away

Don't be so scared of change

though it feels so strange

and so new

it's time to try a fresh point of view

a little bit

Hey there, teabag girl,

there's another country here outside,

bring out all the love you hide,

and oh what a change there'd be,

the world would see

a new teabag girl!